The Bloogo Sessions

Here it is, the original email that gave birth to a whole new world of website ideas.

- You stole my idea. I have this pitched a few weeks back and posted it on an internet board, but when I applied for the domain name it's already taken. Coincidence or you stole my idea? Harry Bloogo.
** Editor's Note: Yes, Harry Bloogo, we've been watching you... very, very carefully. Other sites we're currently developing: HarryBloogoHasAllTheIdeas.com, HarryBloogoKnowsItAll.com, HarryBloogoCuredCancer.com, HarryBloogoForTheChildren.com, HarryBloogoNeverWentToTheMoon.com

- Face it, guys. Bloogo's site is SO better than yours. Deal with it.
** Editor's Note: Yes, and we just turned this up in the National Archives, the ORIGINAL Declaration of Independence. Take that John Hancock.


- and another thing, Tom is spiraling rapidly into the depths of insanity. Someone get him some Flintstones Chewables stat! p.s. Before you so shamelessly stole this idea from Harry Bloogo, I thought about creating such a website one day while I was brushing my teeth. So actually Harry stole the idea from me, then you stole it from Harry. Effectively you stole the idea from ME and I'll be suing you. So you better lawyer up asap.
** Editor's Note: Mention Bloogo, get posted. Simple as that.

- I have an idea. How about a public debate between Tom Cruise and a certified psychiatrist? Let's see how he does. He might have a little more trouble than he did with Lauer saying things to him like, "you've clearly done your homework." Let's see how much homework Cruise has done compared to a real doctor.
** Editor's Note: Isn't Bloogo a psychiatrist?

- Thank you for a great site. Although quite humorous it's also very serious. How sick are we as a society? Nobobdy will stand up to this idiot. He's no different them Jim Jones. If Tom said to jump off the planet would we? I think we would. This site needs to continue and work harder than ever to bring us the truth. It's great when Matt Lauer goes head to head but everyone always seems to back down. Why? Please don't give up TOMCRUISEISNUTS.COM. We need you to save the world.
** Editor's Note: Hmm, save the world... well, how hard can that be? Okay, we'll give it a try... but first we have to check HarryBloogoHasAllTheIdeas.com to make sure it wasn't his idea to save the world first...

- I enjoyed your site a great deal. Seriously though, wouldn’t you like to find out which religion is truly the supreme….Catholicism or Scientology? I think the only way of finding out which religion is true is to have Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson fight to the death in some sort of melee celebrity death match. It would be a good match….Tom the jumpy little bastard would jump from couch to couch trying to confuse his enemy with the "history of psychiatry" vs. the brute force of Mel who isn’t even fazed when making 2 hour torture movies. I am sure you will see this on T.V. soon enough…..I pitched it to Fox…..and they air everything.
** Editor's Note: Be careful. We think Harry Bloogo already sent in a treatment to the WB
Our use of the term "nuts" is meant, as defined in Webster's, as a reference to an "eccentric" person. That's all. We do not mean to in any way denigrate or belittle anyone with mental illness. In fact, we take mental illness very seriously, which is why Mr. Cruise's ill-informed rant inspired us to create this website. We don't have anything personally against Mr. Cruise, either. We think he's a first-class actor and a humanitarian. We did used to worry that he was a misguided zealot, but that's all. Now we think he's a dangerous, misguided zealot.