My initial thought was that -- barring finding a bride in a state that would allow him to marry a minor -- in roughly two years Tom could divorce Katie and marry an even younger lass born in 1989. That of coursed begged the question, "Who could it be?" so I decided to refine my search a little. Consider the relative age differences of Tom -- who was born July 3, 1962 -- and his current fiance and ex-wives:

Mimi Rogers, born January 27, 1956 2349 days older than Tom
Nicole Kidman, born June 20, 1967 1813 days younger than Tom
Katie Holmes, born December 18, 1978 6012 days younger than Tom

Plugging this data into Excel and generating a linear trend line, I found that Tom's fourth bride should be 10186.3 days younger than him, born on May 23, 1990. IMDB has no listings for that day, so I expanded the search window to include 12 days (the greatest error between the actual and projected birthdays of his mates using the trend line equation of y = 4180.5x-6535.7) on either side. That led me to two possibilities:

* Sasha Spielberg, born May 14, 1990
daughter of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
* Brittany Curran, born June 2, 1990
sweet young thing from "13 Going on 30" and "Mad TV"

Not satisfied with a birth year of 1990 being contrary to my initial back of the envelope calculation of 1989 and noticing that the projected age difference for Tom's fourth wife is so close to an even 10000, I decided to check out what date that would produce and found:

Danielle Aykroyd, born November 18, 1989, daughter of Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon

I recall hearing that Dan Aykroyd is a believer of extraterrestrial abduction and, if I recall correctly, claims to have been abducted himself. Growing up with a father like that, Danielle might just be the perfect match for this nutty Scientologist. Plus, if the 11 year trend holds, he will have to wait until approximately 2018 to marry wife number five. He better get it right soon. This analysis is of course impeded by the fact that I do not have time of day birth information for the players and that it's rather silly to think that the 11 year trend is anything other than a coincidence. Still, that's my "prediction", Tom and Danielle, sitting in a tree... circa 2007." - Ben S.
** Editor's Note: Wow, that's pretty cool. So congratulations, Ben, you have officially reached the Second Level of our program! To continue your progression towards the higher planes, please send checks...

- I don't know about you, but I'd be jumping up and down on couches too if me and Katie Holmes were in love. Cut the guy a break. He's just letting his hair down. Since when is being a little crazy a bad thing, anyway? Leave the poor guy alone and let him be himself.
** Editor's Note: Hmmmm... No.

- Tom obviously subscribes to the alternative view of good mental health: two voices in your head are company, three are a crowd and fifteen are a fanclub.

- All I can say is I hate you for getting me in trouble with my family for laughing my butt off in the midle of the night and waking up my mum. sometimes the truth hurts, this time, my ribs payed the price.

- Letter to the people!! Hey, who really cares how Tom Cruise is acting? I mean really folks, if he is in love and shouting it from the roof tops who cares? That dont make him nuts, it just makes him happy to be in love. Be sides, if he was'nt an famous actor would we really care? It dont matter what he does, we should all be more worried about whats going on in our great nation and how to help fix it. We have a war going on people, or have you forgotten. Lets get more involved on how to get our men and women home safe and sound from this ugly war. That should be the topic of the day, not if Tom cruise is nuts. We have a real problem in our country people and it's going to take all of us standing together in unity to make a difference. Lets get back to basics, lets all do and say the right things to make a difference in someones life. lets help those that need help, lets get back to being christians. This world needs a face lift and if we dont act now its al going to fall apart and we will have only ourselves to blame. That's what should be published and talked about. Come on people lets get it together.
** Editor's Note: Nah, Tom Cruise is much funnier. Just a guess, but you're probably not much fun at the company xmas party...

- Tom Cruise wasn't acting when the scene "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" was filmed. That was a hidden camera in TC's office. He was on the phone with his mentor, L. Ron Hubbard. They were brokering a deal with the deposed ruler, Xenu, to secure his release from the electromagnetic prison powered by an eternal battery. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, read a little about what Scientology is really about, and youl REALLY get a good laugh. I'm just glad that the rest of the world is finally realizing that Tom Cruise really is crazy. By the way, what is Tom Cruise's real name anyway? Harvey Schmidlap? Herkamer Euginsky? How could such a cool name go to such a weirdo? Sad.
** Editor's Note: Ironically, my name is Herkamer Schmidlap. You almost got it...

- You complete me, tomcruiseisnuts.com. You had me at the Nut Poll...you had me at the Nut Poll.

- I bought a Portugeuse poster of Cruise sitting on his motorcylce next to Kelly McGinnis in Top Gun. I thought it was the coolest poster ever; I was a huge Tom Cruise fan. That was a year ago. I hadn't heard of Scientology until seeing Tom make an ass out of himself on Matt Lauer and I thought, wait, has this guy always been nuts? So I did the research and, low and behold, Tom was always crazy! How didn't I know?! I've always been an avid fan of Tom, but then I had to question where the money goes that he pockets from his movies, and after watching previous interviews with Tom, I thought, my God! He really has always been giving money to scientology! He didn't finish highs chool!? No wonder the church sucked him in! Somehow it passed me by, now I am the fool for admiring Tom. A funny thing that strikes me about people that stick up for Tom against critics is that they don't bother to protect his sanity. Those of you who stick up for this guy have only one thing to say "You guys are pathetic, don't you have anything better to do?...(than ridicule an actor that has somehow managed to slip through the cracks of public debate until his PR agent let him express his drivel?) Folks, I sincerely wish I could stick up for Tom, but lets be honest, the man believes that Xenu the alien will one day return to Earth, and it costed him $300,000 to learn that. Way to go, Tom!

- Countless hours have been wasted cruising through this site and laughing my ass off. I feel so validated now. I've thought for years that TC is a total wack job. I always hated him in interviews... he just laughs and laughs maniacally, self-consciously pushing sleeves up and throwing head back at every question or comment made by his interviewer. I've been telling people this forever. He's the worst interview ever. Interviewer: "Hi there Tom, I hear you are working on a new movie." TC: [throws head back, pushes sleeve of black sweater to elbow, opens mouth wide like horse, brays for several uncomfortable moments, then answers interviewer with another irrelevant question:] "hahahahaaaaa, Dave.... Now why would you think that? I heard you might be doing a movie... what are you doing lately?" Viewer (me): hurls and wonders in disbelief how he ever got so far in the first place.

- Quick, bring out the giant bottle of mega vitamins, rush him to some fresher air, crank up the tread mill, Tom has gone over the edge.
Face it Tom, your new movie and your career are going downhill fast.

- what a piss funny site guys! like the secretly guilty people who slighly look at any car accident waiting for the bodies to appear, we all can proudly and openly watch this car wreck and celebrity carnage happen without any teeny tiny morsal of guilt. "tell us again grandpa, about the day u saw Wacko Tommy crack like a stubbie of beer left overnight in the icebox..." ahhh at last a story to save for my future grandkids. now, where did i put that Ritilin.......

-"i feel the same way he does, every time your white moms cant handle your little kids, they are the first to take them to a damm doctor, and give yalls kids pill. look at the news all the simple ass white kids are killing there parents. i am i love, i did some crazy things. what about why your damm bush and his gang going over to some country we dont belong, thats nuts, tom is i hope laughing at your nut ass self. you have to much time on your hands, hes in LOVE. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT, I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM OR HIS MOVIES. BUT WHAT HES DOING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. YOU WHITE PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN CRAZY. I TELL YOU WHAT ELSE IS NUTS, IF YOU THINK WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THAT RUNAWAY GIRL FROM ALBAMMA, NO BODY NO CASE. HER MOM IS ASKING EVERYONE TO HELP, SHIT, SHE IS DEAD OR JUST RAN AWAY. THE WORD ALABAMMA WELL I DONT NEED TO TELL YOU HOW THAT WORD ALONE IS NUTS, ALL STATES DOWN SOUTH ARE SLOW AND STUPID. ALL YOU SHOULD BE COUNTING HOW YOUR GOV IS SO BAD, HOW ABOUT THERE RAISE? ARE YOU GETTING A RAISE? NO. THATS NUTS. WELL SOMEONE IS HATING. WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF, NUTS. , FEEL FREE TO HIT BACK, I LOVE A GOOD ARGUEMENT."
** Editor's Note: Er, no thanks, we're good...

- I am writing this in response to the person who 'feel the same way Tom does, every time white moms cant handle their little kids'. I'm willing to bet that he/she also feels the same way Tom does everytime he talks about his struggles with his learning disabilities--actually I bet you can truly relate! Maybe scientology can help you with your utter lack of cognitive skills and, with many years of dedicated church staff service and 95% of your life savings, you to can be a level 7 moron. I hope you are not as uncomprehensable in person, then you really would be like Tom. P.S. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

- This is the funniest web site ever. I was really pissed off at TC because... you guessed it, I take drugs for a panic disorder. I couldn't imagine myself being the way I was a few years ago, I suffered from attacks and depression. Now I just sit back and laugh at this pathetic little man, who by the way is having a HUGE mid-life crisis... and could probably benefit from some medication. I bet he doesn't hold back on the Viagra!!!

- There’s nothing wrong with Tom. He’s got a mind like concrete. All mixed up, and permanently set.

- Even those of us that do happen to admire Tom Cruise can love this site. I for one am not so far gone as to enjoy a laugh at his expense. Great site, very funny....its to bad Cruise won't ever view this site himself. Might teach him a few tips or two on how to impress and influence others without having to act stupid.

- Idiots, you are ALL fools!! I am only submitting this comment because I am overpaid for what I do, which is obviously not much. Which brings me to my point, this website is PURELY for entertainment purposes only, for instance, when people are bored at work. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE for having no life. I am not trying to stick up for Tom nor put him down, because I have my own life and I don't give a crap. Personally what really scares me is all of YOU caring so much about such a minor spec on the Earth, if he seems to be such a waste everyone's time, then why are you spending so much time thinking about him.......... ha ha I laugh and point. YOU people are the reason why the world is the way it is, corrupted with negative opinions and instead of taking action on the things that really matter in the world, to busy thinking about things that really don't matter and then taking time to actually comment about them. Trust me I have grounds to say what I am saying, do something better with your time guys, stop being such negative a$$h*les and look at ways to improve your own life and help the people that you CARE about! love the girl trying to make a difference.
** Editor's Note: Did she just laugh and point at us?!? Ouch. love the editors trying to make a difference

- I wasn't sure if I would actually post anything but thought I'd put my 2 cents in. I've been a long time TC fan but that has changed with his comments on Brooke and his outburst to Matt Lauer! I think every female always hopes to have some guy be crazy in love with her and want to share it. But the way he acts is downright embarrassing and kind of creepy. The site is great, too bad not everyone takes it for what it is :)

- What idle genius put this Website together? I have a thought. The website, its creator and those responding to the site could help fight AIDS, or volunteer at a school to help teach kids with attitiude problems. No wait. Those are most probably your kids. Don't look now but they have REAL problems. those kids NEED your attention. Tom C. has millions of $$ that HE EARNED. YOU are on this stupid website and HE does not care what you think of him. He knows you are a LOSER because YOU are on this page commenting on something no one gives a ---- about. Spend your time more wisely and send a care package to a soldier or go out and help his family or your next door neighbor. Get a LIFE.
** Editor's Note: YOU have an INTERESTING conversational STYLE. WE will THINK about YOUR kind SUGGESTIONS.

- First, I would like to say that I think your website is hilarious and I cannot believe you have put together something like this! And frankly, with all the serious issues going on in the world today, I have to admit that the minutes I have spent laughing courtesy of you all - and Mr. Cruise, of couse - it has been.....well.....almost "therapeutic." Which brings me to post a question to the person that wrote the e-mail that I replied to below. If we are all morons for visiting this website and are wasting our time, then I would like to ask: "Why are YOU on this website criticizing something YOU are doing as well? In the couple of minutes that took you to write your comment, how many care packages did you send to the soldiers overseas or how many neighbors did you help???............Are you Tom Cruise???

- Fabulous. I can't tell what is funnier. Your website, the over-saturated, moronic, uneducated actor, or the emails that you've been getting. Great dose of entertainment anyway you choose. I'm guessing as to which posting is from Cruise. (assuming he has knowledge of Microsoft products)

- Some of the people on here seem like they need some medication to help them with their issues. No doubt this was some funny stuff, but some people should check their spelling and grammar before posting stuff on the Internet.
** Editor's Note: We agrre competely

- I find your site most entertaining and insightful. I have found for quite awhile that tom cruise is overrated and now I think he has gone 'round the bend... some of the letters written to the site however, how should I say this?...ummmmm; bless your little bitty hearts and even ittie bittier minds

- It's actually quite funny how life imitates art in this case. If anyone has seen the film "Magnolia" where Cruise plays a completely perverted, deranged, over-zealous, and woman-degrading TV "evangelist" who prompts his male audience to score with women and then dump them, you know what I mean. The sweaty, furniture-hopping zealot is still a part of his psyche in this flick, but just in a different form. I've never seen him in a better role, and now I think I know why. "Magnolia" brings out the real Tom C. and if you haven't seen it yet, you're missing out.

- Dear Tom, remember my brother, the thirteenth commandment - "Thow shalt not bullshit thy own self" Yo, Tommy get a grip dude! The next thing you know you'll be in black PJs, drinking a little special Kool Aid and somewhere waiting for the space ship to pick you up.

- Love your sight....glad someone has the courage to stand up to "Mr.I think I know it all" Cruise!!! He keeps it up and he might just make Rosie O'Donnell's day by actually becoming her yard man.....because he might just talk himself right out of the movies if he don't slow down!! And then he's going to need a real job...not one where he gets to pretend he's someone else! Wonder how Katie cannot see this fruit cake for what he really is....just another dirty old man . Someone needs to help her to get free of him before he ruins her young life.!!! She needs a psychologist herself to help her understand where he's coming from....and where's he's taking her before it's too late!!!

- When Tom Cruise can grow a baby in his body for nine months and go thru childbirth, and all the mood swings etc. that mother nature puts the human body thru, then he can be allowed to judge Brooke Shields. Seeing how he cannot walk a mile in her shoes, he needs to keep his mouth zipped. As punishment for shooting his big mouth off, we should put him in a huge house for a month with at least 50 mothers and their babies. Let Tommy get a taste of the real world of being a woman !!

- Um, Tom, I think you would benefit from some help from the very medical specialty you are trashing. TC has never made my heart go "pitty pat", but I always thought he was a good actor and respected him for remaining a private person. He should’ve remained private…please Tom go back to being private, you're unbalancing my chemically imbalanced psyche. Now excuse me, I must go poke another carrot stick and Centrum into my child, then send him on a 2-mile jog. I’ve decided to follow Dr. Cruise’s prescription for veggies, vitamins and exercise rather than actually treat my son's ADHD with medication. Is Dr. Cruise going to be around to continue to advise me on my son's case when he flunks out of school or is he going to peel him off the ceiling for me when his hyperactivity kicks in? What an irresponsible ass clown you're turning into TC. It’s truly a shame. I will never pay to see another TC movie and put money into the Scientology coffers or in his pocket! Buh-bye Tom.

- My perspective on your content is that it's great fun--however, it's disturbing to read some of the comments written by folks who obviously don't get humor. For those out there who may be 'hating' or WHO are PISSED, all I might suggest is that you lighten up ..... or consider some vitamins and exercise.....

- I laughed out loud so hard at work that I think I might be fired. This is terrific stuff. I am still a fan but I do think the man has lost part of his mind.

- The only thing that disgusts me more than "DOCTOR" Cruise does at this point is the fact that I am AWARE of him at all...The next thing you know....the man will have a train wreck of a reality show ( a la the Britney Spears fiasco and the dreadful Bobby Brown debacle...which forntuately...as proven by POOR ratings... no one really give a damn about ) so he can show us "what his relationship with Katie is really all about instead of those "horrible tabloid lies" ( Britney reference... and who gives a crap!!!) and make even more irresponsible and uninformed statements about the illnesses of people he doesn't know...medicines he's never taken...and medical degrees he doesn't have...

- You guys said it.......guy has lost his marbles!!!!!! God damn it, Maverick!!!!!

- Hey - didn't he fire his publicist a year or so ago. Maybe he has always been nuts and is now just unchained because he doesn't have smart whats-her-name looking out for his best interest and keeping him grounded. Didn't she used to pre-approve his questions and control his interviews and access to him. That lady was very underpaid. Can you imagine keeping him under wraps for like 15 years.

- I think that you all are just disgracefully rude! This man is always in the spotlight for doing good but when he does something a little out of the ordinary he is a lunatic. He is an actor so how normal are you expecting to be. Is he not allowed to be so in love that he wants to jump on couches? Can he not voice his own opinions? I don't see how it is your job to judge who is sane and who is not. Is it totally wrong for him to be happy? You all just need to leave him alone and get your own life. He is after all human.
** Editor's Note: According to some of our readers, your last statement may be somewhat open for discussion...

- Nicely done, in the spirit of intelligent satire; which, it appears, many of your letter-writers don't understand. And, Lord knows, TC has given you a rich vein to mine with his outlandish behavior, ridiculous rants, and childish antics. On the one hand, my intellectual side tells me to ignore people like him, showbiz celebs and sports stars, whose ability to play a pretend role or toss a ball does not qualify them as a spokesperson for anything other than their own narrow world of entertainment. But, as you so aptly point out, the prurient side of me can't resist watching the train wreck that Mr. Cruise has become. If nothing else, it makes me feel better about my own life. I may not be rich and famous, but at least I'm not a raving lunatic.

- Tom Cruise is like an early Howard Hughes, Phil Spector or Marlon Brando – he’s going nuts.

- In the past 24 hours, I have visited your site 10 times! It is hysterical. GREAT JOB! IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE PUT THAT UNTALENTED LITTLE SNOT IN HIS PLACE!!! I hope he likes Amway...he'll be selling it soon.

- Well I think that Tom Cruise has a right to question the Medical Communities practices of medicating those with odd behavior at the slightest whim. Is it any wonder that the pharmaceutical industry and "Mental Health Professionals" would attempt to destroy his reputation. I mean today everything is about $$$$$ particulary in the pharmaceutical-medical industry. The marketers of Pschiatry and Drugs have a product to sell...is it any wonder they and their cronies are out to destroy Mr. Cruise? Just imagine if an actor challenged the practice of Lobotomy or Tonsillectomy... that community would say who is he? He is not one of us! What does he know. This whole thing has been blown out of proportion and I can only think its because he offended the financial interest of some powerful people!!!
** Editor's Note: Cool! We always wanted to be somebody's cronies... Do we get benefits?

- Tom, I thought you were a fool in love, now I think you’re just a fool. How incredibly arrogant to assume your way of thinking is the only way. As a nurse, I have seen countless cases where psychoactive medications have been effective in returning a person to a normal existence, although they should be used carefully and are not the answer for everyone, and yes I have been educated about psychiatry. Tom, where did you find the time to complete all your research on the history of modern psychiatry and evils of Ritalin? I thought you were busy manically acting out your midlife crisis with a girl half your age! Maybe you should stick to dancing around in your BVDs, and leave the practice of real medicine to the actual experts!

- Refreshing, revealing, and reassuring describes your web site. What makes Tom Cruise an authority on psychiatry? He is an affront to every human being with a mental impairment. Perhaps TC doth protests too much!

- Can someone just make him go away? I don't care if he has found the love of his life! Shut up already. I liked him better when he guarded his privacy. Sure, it's his right to talk about his "religion" and it's my right to not care! What the hell does he know about what happens to a woman after pregnancy? Weren't his kids adopted? Until he grows a uterus he needs to just shut the f@!k up!!!

- now I'm pissed I thought I would get to see Tom Cruises NUTS

- Ok, a wheel done come off that boy's wagon, but it's not like he ain't been wobblin' badly for a few miles now. Maybe some (ahem) psychiatrist can fit 'im with a new cotter pin.

- I always admired Tom in Cocktail…however, I can’t help but roll my eyes. And to answer the (ahem) nameless person who ranted about the last time I was truly happy-I was truly very happy when my son was born, but I truly don’t remember jumping on my couch. I do remember talking to my doctor about the signs of post partum. While I never needed meds for that, I am on Straterra (HORRORS!) and I can tell you, the change is wonderful and I certainly don’t feel drugged out at all. It’s wonderful not having the attention span of a 4 year old. I am truly sorry that Tom is in a position to influence ordinary people to stop meds, which in some cases can be downright dangerous. Did I read that TC is a high school drop out? And I thought that as a former Pharmacy Technician, a medical assistant, and as a current EMT had taught me a thing or two about patient care and medicine. I guess I was wrong. I suppose I should have dropped out of school and just jumped up and down on my parents couch. Would have saved a bunch of money and given me a lot of free time.

- Tom Cruise is ok. Entitled to his opinion. Just don't believe him. He is full of himself. Just like all of us. Except, the media picks it up. All actors are full of themselves. Baseball players, football players, etc., we are all full of ourselves.

- What a great site! Thank you for bringing to light all those freaky
facts about Tom Cruise. I used to think of him simply as a good actor
but now I wonder what has happened. Is he going through a midlife
crisis? Does he need a thorough psychiatric assessment? Or has he
just been brainwashed by a cult? Maybe all three apply. I'm a "Mental
Health Professional" myself (shame on me for trying to help people!)
and agree with the other comments about a potential bipolar disorder.
In completely discounting the field of psychiatry, Mr. Cruise does a
disservice to those who legitimately have psychiatric problems. I
assume he has never set foot in a state hospital and seen severe
mental illness. I doubt that he is aware that many of these people
would be confined for life in such an institution were it not for
anti-psychotic and neuroleptic drugs. Psychiatry has its flaws, but
until he experiences mental illness (and acknowledges it!) or studies
it in depth, he will continue to make himself look like a fool.

- Great site! I have one great wish at the moment. Since Tom and Katie want to have children, I hope some paparazzi somewhere snap a picture of Katie in the midst of a huge post partum depression while Tom offers her a bottle of vitamins. Care to think in what part of Tom's anatomy the bottle will end up?

- This website hit the spot. It's better than taking pepto for the nausea Tom Cruise gives me. Oh I forgot......Maybe I should use diet and exercise to cure the nausea Tom Cruise causes me. Question of the day........Who's more annoying Tom Cruise or Pauly Shore????? It's close but I now have to say Tom.

- If this guy was anymore fake and full of shit, He would be the new Iraqi Information Minister.

- I think you people are the nuts, have you nothing better to do than dwell on the life of one Tom Cruise! So what if he believes in U.F.O,s and espouses that psychiatry is bad, he has an opinion is that so wrong! What about those people who believe in an imaginary god that they have never seen or those freaks that go to a wailing wall and chant and bow there heads all day or those al quiada terrorists who believe to kill with bombs is ok.Why not have a go at them . Or the multi national corporations who rape and pillage 3rd world countries for profit!It seems you people are in love with you own egos and find the easy things in life to attack.Lets attack someone for having a different opinion rather than the worlds "real" problems. Maybe you all should spend some time in a psychiatric hospital "doped" up to the eyeballs or have a psychiatrist tell you that you have no hope for a recovery and must stay medicated for life to see what is really going on.But by the intelligence of your debate i guess you are all teenagers with rich parents and plenty of time on your hands so id like to finish of by saying this site is the stupidest waste of energy i have ever witnessed. I Worry about the loss of creative thinkers on the planet who continually challenge the norm, we are becoming more "controlled" as each day passes and im glad when i see someone speak out against the syatem which is rotting and disfunctional.We need to spend time talking to people rather than medicating them. Grow up and if you wish to complain or tear me to pieces for having an opinion thats different from the "norm" go ahead
** Editor's Note: Well, we agree that you definitely don't qualify as "norm". And, man, do we *wish* we were rich teenagers. That would be sweet...

- Oh, I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing long enough to type anything that makes sense. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!

- Finally! A safe place to rant about "Dr Cruise"! I myself am wondering if Tommy Boy even reads his own "Bible".On the inside front cover of the book "Dianetics",it states,and I quote:"Although the Church"(of Scientology)"as are all churches,is free to engage in spiritual healing,it does not,as it's primary goal is increased knowledge and personal integrity for all. For this reason,the Church does not wish to accept individuals who desire treatment of physical illness or insanity,but refers these to qualified specialists in other organizations who deal in these matters". Yeah, like Doctors and Psychiatrists!!!! I think someone needs to call him on this,if only they can break through that clamshell of his..

- Brooke Shields could and should, kick is scrawny ass!

- Love the website! As a therapist who specializes in working with children who have been the victims of SEVERE trauma, it is disheartening to see someone in Cruise’s position lash out so harshly against psychiatry. I have seen both sides of the coin: one in which medication did wonders in helping to alleviate some severe symptoms; and the other side where I have met kids who are on three different kinds of medication when in fact it is the parents who might benefit from some meds. I would agree that all prescriptions are over prescribed… not just psychiatric medication, but ALL of them. I wonder what Tom does when his children are sick?? Does he take them to the gym and give them an extra dose of vitamins?? Just a thought I had. Anyway, I am not completely one sided – psychiatry does have its flaws and there are thousands of studies done to look at ALL medications and their effects before they are given out. It sounds like Tom has experienced some fascinating things with Scientology, but it is ignorant of him to think of Scientology as the end all and be all for all humanity – Just as it would be wrong for someone to force everyone to except psychiatry or one religion. We are free to choose, free to pick what works best for us – and that is what is so great about this website. You are using your freedom of expression and so is Tom. Think about all the discoveries that would have never have been made if everyone just agreed on one thing! Great debates open doorways and I think this one will too. By the way, it is REALLY funny to me the people who criticize your website as "too much time on your hands", yet they took the time to read it and the time to respond!! What’s with the lady who hates white people and thinks we all are unable to raise are children without sending them off to the doctor for meds?? She sends a message to not "be hating" yet it sounds like she is full of hate herself…AND she needs to learn how to spell! Thanks for making me laugh! - "Not Hating" Long Beach California

- Give 'em HELL, bro. I will pray to the Scientology God that someone slip Tommy Boy some Zoloft. Wonder what Tom thinks of L. Ronny Hubbard's quote" If you want to make a million bucks in America, just start yer own religion!" Looks like Barnum was right in Toms case.

- think that Tom should be allowed to believe in whatever he wants to because it is a free country. I think he should be allowed to also love whoever he wants. Everything he wants he should have. HOWEVER! When a man in the media eyes decides that he knows more than doctors, scholars and even ordinary people like myself... well that's when I start to get p.o.ed. I don't like hearing his "opinion" on medicine and religion. Ok here is my theory. He believes in nothing that he promotes and everything he does promote is just that, a promotion. He is being paid by different groups to promote them. This man is just an actor, he doesn't have any flashy degrees, he's never wowed anyone with a speech, when he can't think of the right word for something he will add.. "and stuff", or "things like that" craziness. The guy disgusts me to say the very least. People like him aren't bettering the country like he says he wants to do. As far as his cult is concerned, I do think he is being paid to promote it, however if I am wrong then he is totally brainwashed. That's all I have to say about it. That's my opinion... I don't want to be like Tom and be saying, I know something about something you don't know anything about. LOL

- I can't believe there are actually people writing letters defending The Tom. Have they been paying attention to the train wreck he's become in the last few months, or are they just Scientologists? Whatever the case, don't listen to them. Your site is fantastic. I hope it continues to grow (because, let's face it, Tom will only get worse). His antics are hilarious to those of us with radical science-based beliefs like "psychiatry" and "chemical imbalances" and it'll be fun to see what happens next.

- Nice job, guys. Cruise is a primo example of what happens when you don't hear the word "no" for fifteen years or so. The corollary to that is: the most dangerous thing anyone can do is to start believing his or her own bullshit. Tom apparently does.

- listen, tom cruise is in love and he is in love with a young and beautiful woman and he is excited about it and is showing the world his reckless abandon side and basically baring his ass without fear. maybe none of you have ever really been in love like that and don't know the feeling. don't knock it until you've been there. it is so easy to point your finger and say look at that nut but if you have never been where that nut is and you cannot relate then that is your loss and not tom's.

- He's just misunderstood and could obviously benefit from a coffee enema... OK, he's a loon

- As my friend's VERY Italian father would say...... "Tom Cruise is on the drug."

- Thank you for this site!! Its damn funny and Tom Crusie should get his braces wired SHUT if he cant keep from spouting useless garbage to the world....As someone who went thru PPD myself after the birth of my second child,I gotta tell ya-It aint no picnic.As a matter of fact it is TORTURE. Tom-please go back to acting and shut the hell up!!

- As a psychiatric nurse with 18 years experience in assessing and working with all ages of people dealing with mental illness, I agree that Mr. Cruise appears to be on the manic end of a Bipolar disorder. His erratic and irresponsible behaviors fit this illness’s symptoms exactly. Let’s all wait and watch how long it takes before he crashes and becomes hopelessly depressed and despondent. And for the record, I and my co-workers are formally boycotting War of the Worlds or any other T.C. movies until we hear he’s been locked up, or apologizes!

- The only thing more depressing than Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch, and professing his vast knowledge of psychiatry to Matt Lauer, is my need to read every last word of your website and laugh my ass off.

- What a great site! I can't believe how Tom is acting! It just makes me sick the way he is downing people who are on meds for depression/anxiety. He has no clue what it's like, and let me tell you, vitamins/exercise don't make you feel better! I suffered for many years, even as a child. I finally got brave enough to talk to my doc about meds and should have done it a long time ago! I can enjoy life now without all the anxiety attacks and depression. And I don't feel drugged/or zoned out either. I just hope no one goes off their meds because of him making them feel guilty. His attitude and actions lately have really made me not want to go see his new movie, which looks good, but I can't even stand to look at him now. Mid-life crises or not, he needs to hit the highway!!

- Wow…I've been ranting to my co-workers for the past few weeks that Tom Cruise is a ranting madman. I've been a huge Cruise fan, since his early days as a relatively unknown in The Outsiders, and was sad to hear that he and Nicole broke up. My first clue that he was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs was when I read his 2004 Rolling Stone interview. Yikes. I didn't see the Lauer or Oprah incidents, and I'm glad.

Thanks for sharing my freaked-out feelings!!!

- Love your site! I have never been a TC fan. Top Gun...sure all my friends in HS were in love with him...for me, though, he's always been a troll! Icky. What a moron! Sorry, I don't take medical or spiritual advice from HS-dropouts!

- You are as crazy as Tom Cruise is for writing this web site. You must be obsessed with him. You know to much about him, lol. Well it is a little funny.

- Hey…….Tom Cruise isn’t only nuts…….he’s certifiable!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope he goes away……but I am looking forward to your section “Tom Cruise on Hardwood Floors” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Is proof that his role in Magnolia, as a self-absorbed, arrogant bastard
love to shout "You must respect the cock," was absolutely the best casting ever. It may have really helped him find himself. His response after reading the script: "Yes, this is me. Thank you for finally showing me who I am."

- I had been impatiently waiting for The War of the Worlds to come out even if one of my least favorite actors, Tom Cruise, was the star. After his rantings and ravings of late, I have tried three times to get myself off the sofa, open the car door, drive to a theater, and see the flick. Each attempt has been increasingly unsuccesful. I feel moody and depressed when I see traileres and ads for the movie that I want to see, but cannot. I think I'm suffering from a new form Cruisitis depression? Got any vitamin or excercise tips to relieve me of these phantom symptoms?

- My animated gif of Tommy Troll - Geoff F.


- As a person with a daily anti-depressant habit and a monthly psychiatry bill, it's good to see that I'm not alone in my thinking! Thank you for saving me an emergency visit to my shrink to ask him if he thought TC was nuts, or if it was just me and the Xanax talking.

- I just read about your site on WBALTV.com. Thank God you guys came along to speak for the rest of us whose mouths are still agape at the assanine (although entertaining) quotes coming from Mr. Cruise. Bravo!

- I just found out about your site today. I must say, of all the websites that peel back the glamorous hollywood exterior and expose celebs for who they really are, all the while being hilarious at it (and right) yours is the best! Thanks!

- You guys are Too Funny!! Keep up the Good Works!

- i took some liberties with your photo, i hope you enjoy! - john b.


- The site it funny what can I say? I have been a Tom Cruise Admirer/Fan for years which may sound strange coming from a 22 year old mouth. I can't say too much about the man but can say too little. I am very much aware that many so called fans or admirers of his are coming to the conclusion that this man is crazy or just plain out of it but I can't say the same. In my opinion these people have never been happy ..... about anything. Think about it. The last time you were truly happy about anything. Didn't you walk around wanting to tell the world about this one thing that just it up your world this one thing that entered your life and made it impossible for you to frown or just not smile. I have been there. Things of that nature make everything easier to deal with. It makes waking up in the morning a complete pleasure over the dread that some people fee l when they wake, unfortunately. He is simply happy and eager to display what happiness looks like to the world. I wish him joy and completely love. If this thing with him and Katie falls to crap it's not real but if it last it's beautiful.

- Hello: Explain this to me. If Tom Cruise is so into scientology, why would he start in a movie against something of his disbeliefs!!!!!! War of the Worlds!!!! Go figure that one????? Hearin' about the website in Indiana, USA! It's great!

- You guys are my heros. I used to LOVE Tom, thought it a pity he made Born on the Fourth of July the same year Daniel Day Lewis made My Left Foot and so lost the Oscar (and rightly so). When he attacked Brooke, who is an intelligent and seemingly level headed young woman, for absolutely no reason, I was aghast. Now with the Oprah guesting and Lauer thing, I cannot believe my eyes. What the hell happened to Tom? And how much is he paying Katie?

- This country has just celebrated the fourth of July. When has voicing your opinion on what you believe in makes you nuts????? You are just like the media just making money off of someone in any way that you can. SHAME!!
** Editor's Note: If you hadn't of capitalized it, it might not have worked on us... but now...

- My friend ran across your website and IM'ed me the link so I checked it out. Every person's actions are a direct consequence of their life experiences and if this is the best dirt you can dig up on him then he can't be all that bad. Most of the info is probably grossly exaggerated or made up all together and even if it's all true... that's all you got? I'm not the biggest Tom Cruise fan in the world, but I think you guys need to get a life and stop hating.

- I heard about your site from a radio station here in Toronto, Ontario - and I love it - just goes to show just because you have money you don't necessarily mean you have a personality or know how to act in public. I'ld like to know which also, which school Tom went to, studied at and as a result, graduated with a degree in psychology as he seems to be such an expert . I'm sure the school would want to know they have Tom Cruise as a graduate. Oh that's right, he didn't!!

- I have never seen such a well done site! It really is great, it exposes Tom in a way that no one has before. I do believe that people should know about this guy and how "nuts" he is. I don't think he should be talking about scientology or psychiatry because I do not believe he knows enough about it to be saying stuff like " the difference between you and me is that I know psychiatry, you don't." I have studied psychology for about 5 months now in school and will continue on with it. He says he doesn't believe in psychology but really a lot of psychiatry has to do with psychology. Tom should concentrate on what his job is and not what his religious beliefs are, I don't think the public cares, people do watch him because he is a movie star. He should get over himself and if he doesn't care what the public thinks, then why does he think we care about what he says? It's a good thing he looks young because a lot of the time he acts like a 5 or 6 year old. It's only my opinion

- What an absolutely fantastic site! Well done. I have found a new lease of life for the past couple of weeks alternating between laughing at Tom Cruise and laughing at the idiots defending his demented ramblings.

- Let's face it, in one way or another, we are all nuts. Toms Cruise has just found a way to enhance a career in danger of being overshadowed by his ex - as a serious ACTOR, not just a money-maker. What, this has not made him get taken more seriously? Woops! That's nuts!

- My naame is Perry F. Caravello I'm the STAR of Comedy Centrals "Windy City Heat." Now I have a Head Injury from an Auto Accident PLUS i have a Cemical Imbalance and I need to be on Tegritol and Prilosec for my Caffine Addiction for the rest of my life. Now I personally think Tom Cruise made that remark to look STUPID. In Hollywood as you know, Any press is good press even if it's bad press it's still good press because people are still talking about it.

- Loved your site. Am eagerly hoping highly informative shows like ET and that will catch on and I can get back to hearing about Mary Kate Olsen's surrent weight. I didn't know Tom was slysdexic - until Scientwhatever fixed him - he never had them fix his speech? Listening to him gets my ADD all fired up.

- Do all your readers, who send letters to your site, have the same way of "writing". I read more than half of the letters sent to you and there were no typographical errors. Now if a guy wrote you, then FER SURE there would be typos. The only typo that was consistent throughout your readers letters was the word YOUR as opposed to YOU'RE. So which is it? Did you retype all the letters from your fans into your web site or did you write all the letters yourself. As far as Tom Cruise is concerned, he has crawled around for far too many years and he never really said very much except about himself -- so none of it was really all that abnormal. Now, for some reason, this love thing is making him a little crazy.....jumping down Matt Lauer's throat about things that he should: A. definitely keep to himself; or B. when discussing this type of topic, don't jam it down everyone's throats or up everyone's arses. Shut up Tom. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Keep yours to YOUR OWN.

- I love your site. I heard about this website this morning at the radio and I couldn't wait to go home and check it out. It's the best! Genius!!!

- As a psychobilogy major and researcher of postpartum depression, I would love to know what Mr. Cruise thinks of the non-existence of chemical imbalances and psychiatry when he is finally diagnosed. He has truly lost his mind in every sense of the word. Katie is just as nuts, can't she see that he is totally unhinged?

- Hey Tom, when the phsychiatry center near you has torn down their fences and set all their patients free (not just free to roam the streets but also "drug free"), we will send these patients to your doorstep to line up for some vitamins and a turn on your treadmill.

- The only surprise is that it took you so long to get this site up and running. It's interesting to watch a guy I thought was sane go nuts so darn quickly. Clearly, a man with a huge inferiority complex who is afraid of losing his place in the Hollywood Scheme of Things. Tom, baby, get a grip. And practice speaking in complete sentences.

- I think Tom cuise is one of the best actors around and all his films are very good. Has the talent to choose a good script and he never disappoint his audience and that is what matters. So what if he expressed how he feels its not the first time an actor spoke out, remember...Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Tim Robinson and so on. Also audiences have spoken at the box office and war of the worlds has broke record for both Tom Cruise and paramount so zip it

- Just wanted to say that your website was mentioned on Review Stew (www.reviewstew.com). Mentioned it being "genius".

- Absolutely love the website. Do you have an email list when you update? It definitely puts a smile on my face when someone who thinks they have it all just starts melting down like a snowman in Hana.

- says, there is no such thing as a Chemical Imbalance. Leave me in the room with him for 2 months WITHOUT my Prozac, and I bet he changes his mind. Ask my husband of 33 years.....he lives with Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide (aka ME!)

- The letter from the psychiatrist shoud say. He denies he has the illness because the illness makes him denyt

- This site is right on target and absolutely hilarious. I have become so enraged about his arrogance and utter lack of respect for others that I actually wanted to write him a letter (not that he would read it) Still, does he have a fan mail address? That could be a great thing to put on your site.

- It would be unprofessional to make a "diagnosis 'based on how Tom is currently behaving. But it sure appears he is suffering from the disorder he claims doesn't exist. .He is probably in the manic stage of bipolar disorder. Characterized by grandiosity, euphoria and a change in behavior. , , They also think they don't have it They deny they are ill.

- As a "psychiatrist" I'm worried.

- *pimps website out to all of her friends* Because, you know... Tom Cruise really IS nuts. I've been saying it all along! And now we have the televised psychotic episodes to prove it. Not to mention a website dedicated to his mental instability. Rock on.

- i love love love your site! thanks for saying what the world has pretty much been saying. that guy needs to come back to reality. awesome site!

- Tom Cruise is TRAIN WRECK. Will somebody please reel him in? How about a tranquilizer dart to the neck? I'm worried people will ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THIS IDIOT AND GO OFF THEIR MEDS. Is the good "DR. TOMKAT" prepared to foot the bill for the funerals of those who could ultimately commit suicide as a result of taking the advice of a pompous, egotistical, pseudo-intellectual, ACTOR? Maybe, just maybe, when the bodies of his victims begin piling up at the door of the Scientology Celebrity Center, someone will finally intervene and tell him to shut up.

- I have to admit it. This site is freaking hilarious. I watched "Collateral" the other day and can not get the image out of my mind of Tom's character jumping up and down on the hood of that taxi after wasting those street thugs. WOW.

- Thank you for giving a voice to the masses!!!! I'm so sick of seeing the multiple personality/bipolar Tom interviews that I'm ready to give myself a crochet hook lobotomy. Like many other average folk, I find it extremely uncomfortable witnessing a "star" lose their SHIT publicly! Their handlers ought to have choke collars on them! I'm calling for a return to the good old days when studios medicated them! Who let these people out? I don't go to movies to be educated by them, I go to be opiated, to get my dose of iced tea for the brain. I didn't pay the price of a movie ticket only to be obligated to constant channel surfing to get away from a cable television stalking celebrity and subjected to his or her version of their latest "revelation", which later turns out only to be the result of inhaling too much ozone in Hollyweird. Recent polls indicate that most people have turned to watching DVDs at home, rather than going to the movies. That's because all the crazies are IN the movies and the only safe place is at home. If this doesn't stop soon, I'm turning off the tv for good and going to work for a private contractor in Iraq! I'm seriously fed up with the fact that these people have been so highly elevated by the public that they've come to believe their own press and seem to be convinced that the rest of the world hangs on their every word for guidance, because none of us has a brain between any two of us to be capable of making any decisions on our own. Last I checked, we were paying THEIR bills, not the other way around. You can bet that's coming to a screeching halt. But, really, bless you for creating the website where we can collectively vent.

- This site should be banned.

- Tom Cruise RULES

- He's worried that Muhammed Ali might not be cool?! Thank you, tomcruiseisnuts. If I ever meet Tom, I won't have to worry that I might be disenchanted. I already know he's not cool.

- Someone told me that there was a website dedicated to Tom Cruise's Nuts. I haven't been this disappointed since I saw the closing credits to the movie, The Neverending Story.

- I just wanna say that i dont think that he's crazy, he's just happy that he finally found someone he shares his interests with. So what let him be do he wants to do, we all just find this weird because we have never heard or seen a celebrity be this happy ever before.

- I will never put my car in "cruise" control again.

- thanks for the laughs! i've been a huge TOM fan since RB. i tried to write his behavior off to a mid-life crisis but... Now, he's become a poster boy for the benefits of the very same prescription drugs he's trashing. GREAT SITE

- What did Tom Cruise do? It's not like he murdered anyone! Seriously, I don't understand why people dislike him so much. Yeah... he has been acting a little crazy lately but so what? If the guy is nuts then why should you care? I dont think he's nuts.

- What a JERK to use his egomeniacal narcissism as a method for attacking others needlessly ( Brooke Shields ) and comdemning others to a sense of shame and hopelessness- I just hope some poor kid doesn't take the big movie stars advice - go off his or her meds and kill him or herself in despair.

- This website is like wow! I can't be cool about it. I'm really, really, really happy ... I'm not going to pretend ... not going to pretend .... I can't hide it. It's magnificent! Wow!

- Where did Mr. Cruise get his medical license? K-Mart blue light special? If there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance then let us take all who have supposedly been misdiagnosed with it off their medication and deliver them to the Church of Scientology to cure

- You guys beat me to the punch. I was on the verge of launching tomcruiseisanutcase.com and was ready to buy the domain when a friend posted a link to your site. I can't thank you enough for saving me the trouble of having to build a public service website like this.

- Ok so I dont know whats scarier... someone who is crazy? or people who live there lives off someone who is crazy. It seems like building a website makes you a little crazier than tom. I dont see why what tom does in his free time should matter to anyone other than tom? He has made many movies and is a great actor. Thats just it, its you "the fans" that takes every event in his personal life and blow it way out of the water. So he doesnt like to be analized... so what? so he's dating a hot young chick.. so what? he's also 42 years old and has children with nicole. Maybe he needs a little change in his life? its like you all expcet tom to life his life for you.. to be this perfect little cocktail spinning boy. In actuallity you who mock him have the real problems. Get busy living your lives. Who are you to judge, this is america and an open religion/whatever you want country. if we stopped worrying about others so much we would have time to worry about ourselves and maybe someday die happy.

- DO NOT EVER judge a person's ability to overcome depression unless you've actually been inside their head and emotions (and NOT in a movie scene). These statements are actually ludicrous Mr. Cruise, and you could use a good dose of Zoloft yourself.

- thank you thank you thank you... I knew i couldnt be the only person on earth who thought Tom Cruise was a brick shy of a full load

- Please do your research. Prescription drugs (as well as illegal) are dangerous! Ritalyn is a drug over-prescribed to children. It is classified as a "Class C narcotic", the same exact classification as cocaine. People and Doctors are handing out prescriptions like candy and most of this poison is put into our children. Do your research. I am glad Tom had the guts to bring this to the media because most doctors (who know they are hurting people just to make a buck) don't have the guts.
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- In response to the above post, Ritalin, is a scheduled 3 controlled substance. It is not in the same class as cocaine. Cocaine is a Class 2 Narcotic. There is a difference between scheduled 2 and scheduled 3 controlled substances. Cocaine is more highly regulated than Ritalin. This person needs to do their research before they submit any posts. Furthermore, there is no such thing as a Class C narcotic. I’m afraid to ask where this person received their information. PS. Ritalin has helped many children and adults that have been diagnosed with ADD. If you don’t have ADD, it does you no good.
*** Editor's note: Reader One, meet Reader Two. Reader Two, meet Reader One... Can't you feel the love in the air?

- Me thinks "Mr." Cruise doth protest too much about the need of drugs and no such thing as chemical imbalance. Maybe he's been diagnosed as having it and has used drugs (legal or otherwise) in the past and this is his way of "denying" it? Maybe his "need for speed" has made his brain react to the "speed of sound". He speaks before he hears. Is this why he says "he knows psychiatry" ... because he lives it?

- Love the website, too funny, the man is clearly insane... any way I implore you to check out this link and see the interview that aired here a couple of weeks ago - Tom was completely defensive, pararnoid and just plain rude to the interviewer....definitely worth a look! "It was precious time with Hollywood's biggest star; an interview with Tom Cruise about his new film, War of the Worlds. There's no doubt the movie will be a success, with Cruise as leading man and Stephen Spielberg in the director's chair. Before Peter Overton sat down, though, there was an unusual request, an invitation to a session on Scientology, the controversial religion Tom's been following for the past 20 years. So Peter went. And then he met Tom. And that's when he discovered there's another side to Tom Cruise. When he's angry, the cool man of Hollywood can become downright icy".

- Just dropping a note, to say keep up the good work. It is always fun to have a good laugh at a man going through male memopause, hhahahahah, thanks for the laughs

- Love your site! Definitely willing to send Tom Cruise my Lexapro prescription for a few months just to maybe get him stable (as if that would possible) My favorite part of the site is his quotes on women. Especially the one where he states that "Women are pretty. They smell good". Give me a break. He also should have added that women cook, clean, and rear the kids. What century is he in anyway!! I would love to know what his mother thinks about that one. If he were my son, he would definitely be written off the family tree for that one. Thanks for the site! This is great!!

- For all of us Moms that he dissed, you have put the smile back on MY face!! I had my third child at 42 and post partum badly!! Still on meds and doing great!!!

- Kudos, kudos, kudos. As funny as the spectacle of Mr. Cruise's Scientological-tastic meltdown is, it's also dangerous. So getting the word out and encouraging people to recognize that he's a diminutive, stark raving mad nitwit and an agent for a pseudo-religious cult for fellow nitwits is ultimately a force for good. Keep up the marvelous work!

- whats really good , i listen to hip hop and like watching hip hop shows. there was never a more uncomfortable feeling when tom was on 106 and park. thats was like seeing micheal jordan in a los angeles clipper uniform, the two just didnt look good. but anyway there are a lot of crazy people out in the world besides tom... i.e. paris hilton, the manager of the kansas city royals , those two guys that came up with the macarena dance , rapper 50 cent, and the dumb ass that traded shaq to the miami..etc. please inform the world that tom cruise may top the list when it comes to being nuts, be he also has close company in a relentless pursuit of his crown.

- Thanks for a great, funny website. Tom is nuts, he has gone completely insane. I'm tired of the media constantly talking about him. Let's hear about someone else! And War of the Worlds would have been popular without Tom. Tom didn't make this movie a hit. The movie itself made the movie a hit. I would have loved to see a different actor as the lead. Enough of Tom and his scientology/smientology.

- Great site guys. It has taken Tom Cruise years to win me over as a fan. And just like that, over the last couple of months, he has managed to erode that right away. I was so looking forward to "War of the Worlds", but I sat there on opening day at the beautiful Grove theatres in Los Angeles finding myself unable to get his craziness out of my mind as I watched him on screen. Try as I might, I couldn't separate his role from his reality, and that is a great shame.

- Have been laughing hysterically since I found this hilarious site!! I sent it to all of my coworkers, I think they are all starting to think that I might be nuts. Even the emails about the site are too much for me. Thanks, I really love to get a good laugh, this definitely did the trick ;-)

- Classic... great site... really...

- A while ago I saw some utopia pictures in a Jehova's magazine, and there I saw the spitting image of Tom Cruise with a tooth paste smile. Maybe I am wrong, and is Tom Cruise the copycat of the man in the magazine pictures...well I don't know.